TOO LAZY TO WORK.  TOO SCARED TO STEAL.  Jon has been on the radio since 1978 (college radio) and has worked professionally since 1982.  He has hosted sports talk shows in Louisiana since 1983.  Jon's resume includes radio work in Philadelphia (college, 1978-82), Tallulah, LA (1982-83), Lake Charles (1983-91, 98-Present), Baton Rouge (1991-Present), and New Orleans (1999-Present). Jon's company, Jon Fine Sports Productions, was formed in 1987.  Raised just north of Mamou, Louisiana (Valley Stream, NY, 1700 miles north), Jon is a 1978 graduate of South High School and 1982 graduate of Penn, where he majored in Marketing... Student Council President in high school...Played HS Soccer, Sat on HS Basketball team...Top 5% in class in high school, Top 75% in college.  GPA at Penn was lower than Steve Carlton's ERA...49 years old. Single. Married 5 times - - Victoria Principal, Linda Ronstadt, Any McNeese Cowgirl Kicker, Sharon Stone, and Cameron Diaz - - Marriages ended when the alarm clock went off...  One mom--the lovely, talented and cultured Ma Fine.  Jon never inherited these traits from Ma Fine but did get his big mouth from her...  One kid--10 year old Tiger...Not the natural father.  Serves Tiger cat food.